I am the old world's runner up, the best dresser that died like a dog, Mihael Keehl. I was once called Mello, and was adressed by that name, but that was a long time ago. Good memories and nightmares. //Yes hello nice person :3 you have found my thing :D now have fun and kill lots of people or whatever :) now I am on the holiday or vacation whatever you call it and I am most likely having fun or swimming right now I'm pissed because I'll miss a month worth of free episodes T^T sadnesses anyhoo I like nutella and you could have fifty shades of grey on here and have it not tagged nsfw nothing on here is tagged nsfw okay have fun potatoes

 

why do people shame people for being younger than them
the whole concept of ‘90’s kids’ is just ridiculous
why do people hate on people because they watched different shows and there were less generations of so and so video game and they played pokemon this and this instead of pokemon this and this
that makes no sense
and then grown ups being dicks because nowadays there are ipods and they had walkmans
and the phones are smaller and the internet is faster amd you have computers that don’t take up the whole room and computers that you can carry around and computer phones that you can put in your pocket
because the fashions are different and the music is different
dude, it was your generation who invented all this stuff
and the world would be a lesser place if you hadn’t because technology can help with so much stuff
technology can print more books, it can miniaturise things, make things faster, make better weapons, technology is a gift
and if you’re going to bitch about how i have an ipod and you had a walkman, then there’s not really any point in it, is there? if you’re going to hate on an entire generation because they were born a few years after you and there were different shows on disney channel from when you were 11, then you need to take a step back and look at yourself, dammit.

omg i have a tan woohooo
my mum says it doesn’t count if it’s just on my arm and i’m still paler than my sister

dad watches me play DRAMAtical Murder

DAD: whos this kid

ME: His name is Noiz.

DAD: MAKE SOME NOISE FOR NOIZ

ME: dad no please

DAD: he's got a lot of piercings

DAD: i like his hat

DAD: why does the smiley face have blood

DAD: sara is he gay

DAD: hes so gay

DAD: where's aoba

DAD: they're going to kiss soon

DAD: my gaydar is going nuts

DAD: sara is this your otp

DAD: does this beat sebaciel

DAD: holy shit noiz

DAD: whys he got to be a dick and slam aober against a wall

ME: aober?

DAD: is noiz going to fuck him

DAD: cmon noiz be a man

DAD: a gay man

DAD: fuCK HIM

ME: dad you're scaring me

DAD: wtf why is sasuke-wannabe here

DAD: gas mask dude is annoying i expect him to be like "are you my mummy?" and then the doctor shows up

DAD: IS THIS GAME REAL

DAD: this can't be

DAD: sara did you make this

DAD: if you kill off noiz ill kill off you

ME: i didn't make this

DAD: when is the sex

ME: AT THE END. GOD SHUT UP.

DAD: i have this bad feeling that Aoba is like secretly the best Rhyme player

DAD: fuck sasuke and his shit, Aober, you have NOIZ NOW

ME: dad his name is koujaku

DAD: WTF YOU LIKE SASUKE DONT YOU

ME: DAD NO PLEASE

DAD: im done with this game

DAD: oh shit its those kids again

DAD: look noiz is here

DAD: noiz dont sex aober in front of the kids

DAD: are these the three annoying kids in Zelda: Twilight Princess?

DAD: SHIT

DAD: WHAT WE DONT GET A PICTURE OF THEM KISSING

DAD: aober dont deny it

DAD: ur gay

DAD: look at noiz he's just like fuck i got rejected but i kissed him yey

DAD: sara do you want to kiss aober

ME: sure?

DAD: haha he's gay and noiz already did

DAD: sara if you date a boy or girl like noiz i'll call you aober

DAD: aober

ME: wtf dad stop i knew this was a bad idea

DAD: what if noiz was a girl

DAD: he'd be like you

ME: doeS IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE PIERCINGS

DAD: you want to go get some

DAD: monday after i get my paycheck we can go

DAD: you're cosplaying noiz right

DAD: please tell me you're cosplaying noiz

ME: *leaves the room with laptop*

DAD: *distant screaming* AOBER

IM GOING TO BE REMEMBERED FOR A STRAIGHT JOKE INSPIRED BY MY FRIEND GETTING BRACES. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

when my little brother is old enough i’m gonna do the thing that misha does with west and take him to sainsburys and say ‘george we’re cooking tonight whaddya makin’ and just film that shit and he’s growing up so fast he was born yesterday but it’s his birthday on halloween and i swear he was a bump last week wtf happened he can walk now
nah actually i think the reason is because my dad is a dick and so i never see him so i never see my brother

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

au where dean and cas go to a basketball game and the kiss cam shows on them and dean just kisses him on the cheek and cas is surprised and just a bit red and then the camera guy keeps appearing on them the whole night and they gradually kiss more and more and surprise sam winchester is the kiss cam guy

it’s the dancing kitchen scene help i’m in too deep my sister still won’t let me turn it off

my sister won’t let me turn high school musical off
EVERYTHING IS TROY AND EVERYTHING HURTS

ryansrossling:

The problem with being in the bandom is like everybody’s in a mutual so you’ll see the same picture on your dash about 500 times in a day